Sometimes, Feelings At Examination Hall....

(while start preparation before one month of examination)

Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
...

30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.

Self Appraisal

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter
of a store and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy : Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) I already have
someone to cut my lawn.
Boy : Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price
than the person who cuts your lawn now.
Woman : I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently
cutting my lawn.
Boy : (with more perseverance) Lady, I’ll even sweep
the floor and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman : No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The
store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner : Son… I like your attitude; I like that positive
spirit and would like to offer you a job.
Boy : No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at
the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I
was talking to!
This is called – “Self Appraisal “